Smashed-bananas

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

The Web is awesome!

As a reference librarian I was making use of the web long before most of you. I thought I'd take a moment to share some of my smarts. Perhaps more than the rest of you, but maybe not, I would venture to say, cautiously, that I value the role of artifacts (or, perhaps, one could say, relics). The web now gives us a chance to preserve valuable artifacts, in a digital format, and allows the great mass of humanity to grasp these historically significant keepsakes in their fingertips. Well, not in actuality, but it is the next best thing. In my humble opinion, nothing aids recollection better than a visual reminder. I read somewhere that smells help bring back memories. That might be true, and I'll leave it to the laboratory scientists to argue about that. But, and here's my point, even if it is true that smells help bring places and moments back to us, I wouldn't want to reexpose myself to most of the smells associated with the fabulous rock and roll shows I witnessed in the 1970s and early 1980s. I seem to recall that the restrooms reeked of urine, since less patient fans often relieved themselves in sinks and garbage cans and bathroom corners. All in all, I don't want to stick my nose in a big plastic bag of urine just so I can recall the thrill of seeing Rush. But, I can reawaken memories by visiting some of the wonderfully detailed and carefully curated websites that preserve set-lists, ticket stubs, and other "you were there" artifacts from now distant (but legendary!) tours. One great site devoted to the preservation of what might be called a people's history of Rush, for example, features every tour date ever played by the band, with set lists, ticket stubs, fan's photos (from the actual concerts!), and other fantastic artifacts. Imagine my thrill when I found, preserved on the web, a listing for and a facsimile of a ticket from the April 3, 1980 concert I attended at Chicago's International Ampitheatre. Look here: http://www.2112.net/powerwindows/tours/80apr3_collage.htm. They have a set list too! I had forgotten the show ended with a Neil Peart drum solo. Of course it did! Once I saw the set-list, preserved there on the web, it all came back to me. The drum solo was 12 minutes long, and worked the crowd up to an almost tribal level of excitement. Neil ended the solo with a mighty strike of his gong. Spectacular! Thanks for the memory!

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Define "Nerd"

I recently received a note from a reader of my blog. He called me a "rock-nerd." I can only assume he meant "rock-wonk" and not "rock-dweeb." If you look up "wonk" in the on-line dictionary, it defines the word as "nerd." (See here: http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/wonk.) I'm okay with that. I'm not okay being called a dweeb. Look, I work in a library and I've learned that knowledge is power. When we, as a society, or a collectivity of individuals, begin to believe that knowledge = dweebiness, then we are setting ourselves up for a return to the dark ages. I don't want to pass judgement on the intentions of this reader. He may be well-intentioned. But in the environment where I do most of my reviewing, on the pages of the book and music on-line superstore Atahualpa.com, I have encountered many reviewers and other critics who take unfair pot-shots. They can only be described as "snarky." I recognize there may be differences of opinion when it comes to music. Indeed, it is inevitable that different listeners will walk away with different interpretations of epic compositions like Genesis' 22 minute 58 second long masterpiece, Supper's Ready. Yet, to propose that the song has special relevance for me, as one so-called "reviewer" claimed on an Atahualpa.com posting, because I still live with my mom and look forward to her carefully prepared suppers, is hateful and shabby and really misses the point. Let's focus on the music fellow music lovers. And by the way, to the aforementioned pot-shot-taking reviewer: Supper's Ready is 22 minutes 58 seconds long, not, as you claimed, 23 minutes. Next time, get your facts straight.

Monday, May 15, 2006

What's in a name?

I get messages all the time: What does the name of your blog mean? Or at least I may get these messages, once people begin to visit the site and become curious. The answer is simple. I often bring bananas to work with me, as part of my lunch, or perhaps for a mid-afternoon snack. The library has vending machines in the staff room downstairs, but, like most food and beverage machines, the machines are filled with high-calorie, fat-rich treats. Like Lum-Lums and Nougat-Logs. I'll eat a Nougat-Log now and then, but I find, with all of my time at my desk, helping library-users with their reference needs and music-review writing, I need to eat smarter. My co-worker Nate isn't as careful as I am, and he easily weighs 280 pounds. Anyway, I bring bananas to work. And they often get smashed. I found a helpful device that helps save my banana from this fate. See it here: http://www.bananaguard.com/. Through an admitted creative conceptual leap, I aim to be the resource that helps prevent our collective classic rock heritage from getting smashed.

My humble monument

What no one recognizes anymore is that we have an appetite for rock and roll heroes. We need them, because, unlike the studio-engineered phoniness of movie idols, or the short-shelf-life of television-series actors, rock stars build their greatness and sustain their fame on their individual genius. Or, more truthfully in most cases, through the alchemy of several talents coming together. Think about Rush before Neil Peart replaced John Rutsey. In my humble opinion, that is the best example out there. The album Rush blended into the scene. Sure it rocked, but so did Aerosmith and Angel and a variety of other bands up and down the alphabet. But once Neil joined, and added his awesome drumming and spectacularly far-seeing lyrics to the mix, the band’s status as heroes was assured. The important thing, too, about heroic standing, and I can’t emphasize this enough, is that it lasts. By definition, a hero is someone we will never forget, heroes remain part of our collective history forever. We build monuments to them. I can guarantee that there will remain among the tiny group of English-speakers left alive in the year 2112 a handful of Rush fans, preserving the band’s memory, bearing witness to their accomplishments, made better by the band’s contribution to our shared culture. In fact, it could be that this small group of survivors, oppressed by some type of dictatorial authority, perhaps ruled by Chinese tyrants, will find in the inheritance of Rush’s noble vision the strength to resist, to carry-on, and free the world from the domination of Borg-like group-think. As you can probably guess, I was always looking for heroes who could combine poetic and memorable metaphorical lyrics with 7/4 time. But the same year Rush was released, other bands that might have claimed the hero’s mantle were making music. Yes released Relayer and Genesis gave us The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway. Yet, looking back on those albums, with all we know now, it seems preposterous that anyone could believe those albums mattered. In fact, it seems obvious that Yes had begun its decline, dropping Rick Wakeman for the forgettable Patrick Moraz (and the keyboardists who followed and their sad stab at radio-ready songcraft) and the less said about the post-Lamb fate of Genesis the better. For these bands, their best days were behind them, and for any rock act of heroic stature, a bit of the original greatness must remain, despite the graying of hair, expanding waistlines, and the loss of youthful exuberant creativity. Bowie remains a hero, despite years of sub-par recordings, because that spark of inspiration, a potential for greatness when called upon, remains unextinguished. The same is true of Rush. Indeed, I would say that Rush improves on its craft with each successive album, a remarkable claim in a era when mediocrity is commonplace and many bands coast after initial achievements, accomplishing very little of note after the first 4 or 5 albums. All of this, or at least some part of it, to a more modest degree, with certain reservations, can be said to be true of rock reviewers. Here I can speak with authority, because this is my particular craft. While I work between 8:30 in the morning and 5:00 in the afternoon in the reference department of the Northeastern Illinois State University library, my conscious energies and my proudest accomplishments are tied to the reviews I write for and post on the Atahualpa.com website, the on-line book and music superstore. My goal is to provide a well-informed guided tour through the vast archive of rock and roll, highlighting the works that matter, unpacking their accomplishments for all to appreciate, while setting the record straight, here and there, regarding those compositions that, for whatever reason, most probably the corrupt machinery of marketers, are celebrated when they should not be. I provide this service in the most public place imaginable, on the Atahualpa.com website, where my opinions can be challenged (although I seldom find my challengers well provisioned for the contest) and my contributions can help purchasers make carefully considered decisions. What I do is both subversive, because it undermines the efforts of the vast media conglomerates to peddle their garbage, and restorative, because I reposition works slipping into the shadows of our collective consciousness back in the bright light of our ongoing cultural dialogue. I won’t claim to be an artist, but I take my inspiration from the work of great artists, since I aim to both up-end the complacent taken-for-granted beliefs of the great masses, while excavating something wonderful and worth preserving from our past. I am gratified by my accomplishments in my chosen craft. I am a Top Ten reviewer on Atahualpa.com and my reviews in almost every case are recognized for their helpfulness. Later I’ll discuss the several cases where the public has voiced uncertainty about my reviews, finding them less helpful than I might hope. I’m convinced that unscrupulous fellow-reviewers have, through what can only be called voter fraud, repeatedly voiced negative assessments of my reviews, aiming to undermine my credibility and advance their own poorly reasoned opinions. If Atahualpa.com had a method for identifying these fraudulent entries, I’m sure that on balance even my more provocative reviews would be acknowledged as helpful, despite the inability of many readers to fully grasp the subtlety of my analysis. I need to return to my original theme. I don’t think I fully explained why we have such a deep-seated need for rock and roll heroes. The truth is that heroes bring us hope. In them we can see the potential for human greatness, and take comfort that we, too, may one day achieve unimagined greatness. And rockers, unlike so many pretenders who are thrust forward as heroes, possess an authenticity that distinguishes them. And furthermore, unlike the warriors that are so often put up on pedestals in community parks and positioned as heroes by public authorities, rockers never have to draw blood or kill others to accomplish their aims. They may bleed and too often they die too young. My point, though, is that they enliven our spirits, contribute to our collective advancement, without violence. It has been said that the pen is mightier than the sword; I would argue that the guitar is mightier than either, since it alone can reach across the barriers of nationality and language and ideology to stir our emotions and spur us on to greater things. And, of course, I should clarify that we have big heroes (like Rush; Bowie; post-Barrett, pre-Final Curtain Pink Floyd; Moon-era Who; Larks’ Tongues in Aspic through USA King Crimson; and Led Zeppelin) and smaller heroes (Thick as a Brick-period Jethro Tull, Alice Cooper when it was a band and not a cabaret solo act) and hard to categorize performers with heroic possibilities (like the Kinks, before they soiled their legacy with those horrible radio-friendly albums in the late seventies and early eighties). If anything, the lesser heroes mean more to us, because they seem to be close enough to touch. My reviews take in performers at all of these levels, and even others who achieved more modest successes. For example, I have devoted some time recently restoring the reputation of Triumph, which has been unfairly cast as a band of Rush wannabes. They, in fact, accomplished a great deal that they can claim as their own, even if, in the end, they can only be credited with a limited and forgettable contribution. I don’t go about my work free of the needling annoyances of other reviewers, less serious men who hope only to promote their own opinions and who, in many cases, seek acclaim themselves (rather than restoring public acknowledgement of great works at risk of sliding into obscurity). Many of these pariahs have shifted their work to their own “blogs,” where they are free to express themselves free of public response. It is a sad, self-involved little corner of the media landscape. I continue to practice my craft on Atahualpa.com because it is, in many ways, the new public square, a place where everyone comes together. If you have something to say, shouldn’t you say it where people can hear you? Nevertheless, I have decided I need to follow these lesser voices into the “blog-o-sphere” so my views can be more easily located by the young people who are being repeatedly mislead into believing in the importance of minor artists like Golden Earring and Vanilla Fudge. In fact, a good rule of thumb: If a band’s name is a combination of an adjective and a body ornament or a food, it’s not a band worth worrying about.